Wednesday, March 02, 2005

BBC NEWS: Microsoft's Gates being knighted

The king of computer software Bill Gates is due to receive an honorary knighthood from the Queen for his contribution to enterprise in the UK.

The enterprise contributed to is anti-virus, anti-spyware and anti-spam companies, plus various political lobbyists to ensure that the public bodies like the NHS continues to spend masses on software licences that could, you know, save lives and that.

Bloody Bill bloody sodding Gates. Apparently he will be made a "Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire", which sounds more Bill and Ted than Bill Gates.

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3 Comments:

At 8:42 AM, Penny Broadhurst interjected with...

Totally bodacious!

 
At 10:59 AM, ¥akuzas Squdgun interjected with...

You do know that Bill is a fake and that he stole Windows from Steve Jobs, the frontman of Apple Mac.

 
At 12:36 PM, Super King Gazmatron interjected with...

Hmm, I fear the lady doth protest too much. You secretly love him don't you? Admit it.

 

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