*wince*

A man in a Caerphilly social club declared on Saturday that if Wales managed to beat England in the rugby, he'd cut his own balls off. Wales went on to beat England 11-9, and bless him, he made good with his promise... he went home, carved off his two veg, and headed back to the club in a kilt with his offerings in a bag to show off his handiwork. Then he fainted. Now he's in the hospital where I used to work in a seriously ill condition, and there's talk of a prosthetic scrotum being made for him.

Apparently Geoff Huish, 26, has a history of mental problems - no, really - and shouldn't have been drinking on the medication he's on. I don't think he will again. When he fainted the bar staff popped his testicles into a pint glass full of ice, apparently under the assumption that somebody might want to dip into this particular gene pool in the future... don't hold your breath.

Google News Results here, so you can see that I'm not making it up.