BMW Drivers
BMW drivers are hated by pretty much everyone. The personification of evil isn't a person at all, but a murky-coloured BMW with personalised numberplates, tail-gating you in heavy rain with no headlights on, with a driver too busy holding a phone to his ear to realise that it's been a legal requirement to wear a seatbelt for the past 24 years.
This BMW ticks so many boxes that we can tell straight away that the driver is a man with something to compensate for (and it is a man, we can be sure of that - displays of brazen twattery like this are due to something on the Y chromosone).
I parked opposite this example of parking skill in Tesco last week; it could almost be forgiven if it was left there really quickly but it was still there in this position when I got out 40 minutes later, and that's when I noticed that a steering wheel lock had been applied. It really was supposed to be left in that position. We also have the personalised numberplate - C15ROG - so there's proof positive that the man who drives it has a complete lack of soul. (And is probably called Roger.)
Nice.
3 Comments:
You should have gone one better and parked behind the sod! BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonker ;)
This is fairly typical of BMW drivers. I once had one park so close to my car in a carpark that I couldn't get in through the drivers door. He'd left about 4ft the other side. I had to get into mine on the passenger side. Twat! I got my revenge by opening the door of my car into his and leaving a nice big scratch/dent =) Naughty.
It would only be a better picture by those spaces being disabled parking bays actually... or a bus lane.
Dreadful cars driven by dreadful people.
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