Friday, November 19, 2004

Rock, Onic and Bob

I got an interesting email out of the blue yesterday from Bob, one third of the self-proclaimed baddest banjolele band in Brighton, Rock, Onic and Bob. Not sure why I was on the receiving end, but I suspect it's due to my earlier championing of Rodeohead.
Rock, Onic and Bob
What these bad boys do is rifle through records, pick out their favourites, then bastardise re-interpret them with their three instruments: electric bass, drums, and (most importantly) the banjolele. In case you don't know, it's the lovechild spawn of an illicit night between a banjo and a ukelele, hence the double-barreled name. Tiny banjo. Funny sound. Most famous protagonist: George Formby. Not the sort of instrument you expect to hear White Riot by The Clash being played on, but this is precisely the sort of song you'll hear R.O.B. belting out. Banjolele punk!

Other highlights include a sensational blend of 'Raspberry Berret' by Prince with 'You Used To Give Me Roses' (the theme from Prisoner: Cell Block H) which just works; and Kraftwerk's 'The Model' will never sound so good now I've heard a ska version with a distinctly Eastern European feel. One of the members used to be in Collapsed Lung, so it's no surprise to hear their classic 'Eat My Goal' being covered, and from the opening bars you know you're in for a treat.
That'll do
I encourage you to give them a whirl. Go visit, listen to the free songs and consider stumping up the tenner for the album to get the rest. George Formby for the 30-somethings. Turned out nice again, mother!

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Radiohead animated GIF


Craig Allan's avatar on Audioscrobbler is tops. Way better than mine, which is the self-portrait as seen bloody everywhere now...

50 Cent

According to the currency conversion website XE.com, annoying mumbling American rapper 50 Cent should strictly speaking be known as "27p" in the UK. So he's less than a first-class stamp. What a bargain. I'd buy three and make them dance for me on command, and call them the "81 Pence Collective". Obviously they'd have to be neutered before I let them in the house though, to kerb the inherent vicious streak that most rappers seem to be bred for.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Moblogging ahoy!

If you can read this... Hurrah! I'm typing this into my new Sony Ericsson K700i phone, and am posting this via email from it. Geek heaven! (Bloody nice phone as well!)

Monday, November 15, 2004

Microsoft Guilty of Using Pirated Software

The links's to a German language website, run through the Google translation thingy. Basically there's a bunch of WAV files that are in a default Windows XP installation that are tagged, showing that they were edited in Sonic Foundry (now Sony) Sound Forge 4.5. No problem there, we use that particular piece of software at work - it gets bundled with various pieces of Macromedia software. The problem comes from the fact that the username it is registered to is "Dropz0ne" - a founder member of a cracking group with a penchant for audio software. Sounds like someone downloaded a serial number to me...

So next time you're having to go through a software audit at your place of work, and you're desperately trying to find all your licensing information, just remember: the operating system you're probably using has certain files installed that were made by cracked software. Think of the size of the yolk in the egg that has just landed on Microsoft's evil, grinning face.

Translated version of http://www.pcwelt.de/news/software/104785/index1.html