Friday, August 06, 2004

How Google Started

Google was originally a project at Stanford Univesity in the US. The earliest reference to it I could find in a few seconds of looking was 1997, and back then it had a somewhat less polished logo:

(This logo seems to break on Internet Explorer, probably because Microsoft are gay and Internet Explorer is gay. I mean this purely in the school playground insult manner, naturally.)
When it started looking like this search-engine thing might have legs and they started thinking about commercialising it all, they tried a little harder:

It was all run on university hardware, and they thoughtfully took photos of the kit they were using, which is linked to here: Google Hardware. Check the specs - dual Pentium II 300s - whoosh! But entertainingly my living room is beginning to resemble those photos...

All links and images are currently coming from the excellent Wayback Machine, so might be a tad slow. I'll make local copies as soon as I can =)

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Language Fascists...

I happened to be at the National Eisteddfod on Monday, and I could see the language fascists here and there, but paid them no attention, safe in the knowledge that I'm better than them. These are the people who would cut off their noses to spite their faces when it comes to language in Wales - you could be a Welshman who finds a cure for some debilitating disease, heralded as a hero for conquering death, but because you can't siarad the Cymraeg they'd treat you like dog doings.

I had a good time at the Eisteddfod, despite the language barrier - maybe I've just been surrounded by Welsh for long enough for the osmosis to kick in, but I found it a nice day out. Turns out I was fortunate to be in the right places...

A public meeting on the Welsh assembly was disrupted by jeering and a walkout at the National Eisteddfod after a contributor spoke in English. How dare they even think about talking about the political state of Wales in a language other than Welsh! What's remarkable here is the woman who was booed off is a member of Plaid Cymru, the Welsh nationalists, who are normally perceived as having language fascisistic tendencies... so I applaud Professor Laura McAllister, even if she's from a different political sphere to me.

A children's show at one of the biggest cultural festivals in Wales was stopped because it was not in Welsh. Mr T Ricks, whose Punch and Judy show was being translated into Welsh at the National Eisteddfod in Newport, south Wales, had been invited there by a charity. Oh teh nos!!!1! A Punch and Judy show will definitely erode the great language roots and destroy the memory of Owain bleedin Glyndwr!

I find it pathetic. We're a bilingual nation. The Eisteddfod organisers have been trying to convince us that there's something for everyone at the event regardless of the language you speak, but it's pretty clear from this that there's something for everyone provided you don't mind not being able to see or do anything of any note if you can't speak Welsh. For shame. Keeping the language alive is important but jeering and not giving people the time of day for being part of the 80% that don't speak it is sad, and counterproductive for the language and its perception.

For shame.

UPDATE: It would seem I'm in good company. Lord Elis-Thomas, the presiding officer of the National Assembly, used exactly the same phrase as me (although in Welsh) at the political debacle. The webpage linked to above has been updated to include his comments. This quote from one of the jeering crowd is my favourite:

"The Welsh-only rule exists in the eisteddfod. I came to this meeting expecting that rule to be respected. And I happened to be sitting behind Dafydd Elis-Thomas, of all people, who was calling those who were calling for Welsh to be spoken, fascists. One starts to wonder where we're heading in Wales."

In America he'd be suing her for distress, embaressment, stress, depression, briefed, debriefed and numbered, I imagine. For shame.

Big fat PC

A quick one for us geeks...

"The petabox(tm) by the Internet Archive is a machine designed to safely store and process one petabyte of information (a petabyte is a million gigabytes)."

For size reference, that's about seven feet tall. Imagine being 'root' on that cluster =)

Best. Website. Ever.

The Radiohead website is the best one ever made, ever. It exists as art more than anything else. It has a creeping sense of doom woven into it. It's fantastic.

Is the Daily Star the crappest tabloid in the UK?

Clue: the answer is 'yes'. I'm not going to go into how much I hate it (it's like The Sun with less 'news' and more connections to a porn empire) - just a casual glance at a typical front page should be proof enough of why it's a dire rag. But today's front page is a blinder:

The main story is that Shell was kicked out of Big Brother last night, via a sneaky diary room trick, leaving her unable to say goodbye to her housemates. It's an exclusive from the Official Big Brother Newspaper, as you can see here:

They spend several pages inside talking about her as well (but I don't have images of that because I don't have a subscription to PressDisplay.com where the above images are from). They must've been so proud of their exclusive. Peter Dyke, "Mr Reality TV", must've been making space for his inevitable Pulitzer Prize on his mantelpiece.

The problem is, Shell wasn't evicted, Stuart was. I guess being the Official Big Brother Newpaper means you get nods from Endemol so that you can prepare your scoops well in advance - and then get a large eggy mess all over your face-like front page.

To quote Nelson Muntz... "Ha ha!"

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

More Googlewhacks

I found another Googlewhack. Thanks to TinyURl, here it is. =)

Oh, and here's another!

You may notice a flattened chicken theme there... but it's too good a word not to use!