Just a quick test here. Want to see how a WAP post works. I'm using wapblogger websi... sorry, WML site to publish in case you're in any way interested =)

Linux powered remote control

Have a look at this bad boy. The ultimate in domestic remote control technology:

It runs an embedded Linux. You remember the problems Ozzy had with the remote in The Osbournes? Imagine talking him through updating crontabs through a root shell on it =)

Sony NAVITUS Remote Control RM-NX7000

I'm a self-made millionaire!

It's true! I made myself invest in currency, and I managed to get together two million!

Okay, so it's two million Turkish lira, but it's a start. And it makes me a self-made millionaire, so I can use that as a preamble to dodgy scams where I get people to pay me for seminars about How I Done It. Best of all, with my mum working for Co-op Travelcare I didn't have to pay commission on the transaction.

Best 77p I've ever spent!