Monday, September 13, 2004

Wallpaper for the Chav Generation

Here's my gift to the commoners of Britain, who rightly know that gold-effect chains should be thick and worn with fake 'named' sportswear and a counterfeit Burberry cap. Desktop wallpaper for your computer.

Just right-click and set as wallpaper. You want it to be tiled to get the full effect, which is a job for Desktop Properties on Windows. If you've got a Mac, then you're probably not common enough to want this adorning your desktop.

I can't help feeling sorry for Burberry, who built up a formidable reputation as outfitters for the landed gentry, only to see it torn apart by the underclass of Britain. I've even seen a two year old toddler in Burberry tracksuit, trainers, cropped hair and thick gold chain (to match his earring - nice). Sometimes it's very easy to feel superior!

8 Comments:

At 2:37 PM, Dave G interjected with...

Fantastic.... one problem most chavs will now need to nick a pc or laptop in order to use this... as most are on there schools internet! :D

 
At 2:40 PM, Dave G interjected with...

Actually most dont go to school problem!

 
At 3:09 PM, Stevatron DX 1ooo interjected with...

Nah, their dad's dodgy mate will nick one from the library

 
At 12:11 AM, Anonymous interjected with...

We are coming to get you 4x4 drivers,be afraid.

 
At 12:11 AM, Anonymous interjected with...

We are coming to get you 4x4 drivers,be afraid.

 
At 5:03 PM, Anonymous interjected with...

They're so stupid they'll try to cut the wallpaper pattern out of the PC screen and try to stick in on their wall.

 
At 9:08 PM, Anonymous interjected with...

Now there gonna get their aunties brothers mothers distant cousins ex girfriends sisters goldfish onto us now

 
At 2:02 PM, charlz interjected with...

r u that scared u cant evn leave yer name yeh coz ull no that well b after u wid r shot guns lol fukin chicken shits

 

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