Is the Daily Star the crappest tabloid in the UK?

Clue: the answer is 'yes'. I'm not going to go into how much I hate it (it's like The Sun with less 'news' and more connections to a porn empire) - just a casual glance at a typical front page should be proof enough of why it's a dire rag. But today's front page is a blinder:

The main story is that Shell was kicked out of Big Brother last night, via a sneaky diary room trick, leaving her unable to say goodbye to her housemates. It's an exclusive from the Official Big Brother Newspaper, as you can see here:

They spend several pages inside talking about her as well (but I don't have images of that because I don't have a subscription to PressDisplay.com where the above images are from). They must've been so proud of their exclusive. Peter Dyke, "Mr Reality TV", must've been making space for his inevitable Pulitzer Prize on his mantelpiece.

The problem is, Shell wasn't evicted, Stuart was. I guess being the Official Big Brother Newpaper means you get nods from Endemol so that you can prepare your scoops well in advance - and then get a large eggy mess all over your face-like front page.

To quote Nelson Muntz... "Ha ha!"